Monday, March 6, 2017

How To Piss Off Friends and Win Enemies, Trump Style

No one has seen/heard any new communications from Donald Trump today. Maybe he had his nervous breakdown after breakfast at the White House. He has caused some of the biggest flap since "Watergate".
Then around lunch time, it was reported that North Korea had launched 4 new missile tests 200 miles off the shores of Japan. Then a few minutes following that, there was another report that Iran had launched 2 missile tests, as well.
Capping it all off was a news report, in the Chicago Tribune today, about Mexico embracing China as their new economic trading partner to replace America. Thanks to Trump's policies and insults to our old friends south of our border, we now have a failing, indifferent and cold marriage pending divorce, of sorts between us. It has been my personal experience that most Mexican people are hard-working and will do jobs that most lazy Americans will not do for the low wages they receive.
The way trump has expanded our network of enemies, leaves me to wonder what life must have been like for him in Kindergarten? I bet he didn't get along very well in the sandbox. It's a good thing Twitter didn't exist back then or he'd be tweeting about getting wire tapped and surveilled by his teacher and call for a Congressional Investigation of the school district.
Tomorrow you can expect he'll have alienated and thoroughly insulted the Monarchy of Canada. we will wake up to an embargo on Canadian Whiskey and Canadian Maple Syrup.
Sweet Jesus,... maybe he needs to spend some of his cash on therapy or an old Dale Carnegie course. You know the one about "How to Win friends and Influence People" and just skip the praise for his art of the deal.
Seriously, that man needs a new hobby like, "Wood-Working". If he doesn't get anything of value out of that class, then I suggest he hire himself a board certified and licensed professional carpenter to fix the "hinges" that have come loose and lost their screws in his house.

As a Monday night dinner treat, I suggest coming to "Granny Annie's Politic Cafe for a heapin' helpin' of Granny's spicy meatloaf, brown gravy, mashed taters and fresh baked, sweet  Mexican Cornbread on the side with Flan for dessert! Ole!!!

                            Granny Annie's Politic Cafe Spicy Mexican Meatloaf

1 lb. Angus grass fed ground beef
1 lb. Jimmy Dean's Hot Pork Ground Sausage
1 tblsp. Mediterranean Sea salt
1 tblsp. coarse ground pepper
1 tblsp. minced garlic
1 tblsp. dried parsley
1 tblsp. dried thyme
1 tblsp. dried oregano
1 tblsp. dried cilantro
1 tblsp. crushed red pepper
1 chopped sweet vidalia onion
1/4 cup of fresh bacon grease
1 tblsp. of soy sauce
1/2 cup of Pace brand medium heat Picante sauce
1/2 cup of Prego brand Pasta sauce
1/2 cup of chopped Jalapeno peppers
2 beaten eggs
1 cup of Panko bread crumbs

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F. Mix all ingredients together well in a large bowl and place into large Dutch oven pan and cover top of meatloaf as desired with more Prego pasta sauce. Bake in oven for 45 minutes.


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