Good morning!
News this morning touts Trump's looming "First 100 Days", national report card due in another 10 days. It already feels like it's been a full year into Trump's term of office. His Administrative staffers are scurrying around to compile another set of lyrics in their second chorus of Trump's version of that old spiritual hymn, "How Great He Art"! They must be sweating, like a whore in church, as they nervously work on a good cover story for "His Time" magazine's May issue of "Alternative Facts". You can be sure that Sean Spicer will be shamelessly spouting and spewing the purported glorious achievements of Herr Comb-Over, written by Kelly Anne Conway.
It reminds me of residential realtors working on a time crunch, frantically trying to renovate an old eye sore of a house for sale, before an open house weekend! They inventory needed house repairs and begin the work of making new fixes. Their contractors spackle and paint over holes in the wall and replace damaged parts with new cosmetic improvements that attract potential buyers. These realtors know that "SHOW" is more important in nailing a quick sale than substance. So the realtor skillfully guides and redirects potential home buyers attention, away from any potential problems, that could stall or end the sale on a problematic property.
Yep,.. if Trump's administrative staffers like Kelly Anne, ever loses her job, she can always become a real estate agent. There is no doubt, she would be wildly successful at it, since she has publicly endorsed "Alternative Facts", as "another way to look at it." Apparently, Kelly Anne should know, because she has had years of experience to draw upon. She has earned her notorious recognition as the ingenious and creative inventor of the new liar's lexicon of "Alternative Facts". She has found her way into modern American history for being a creative orator of ignominious distinction!
For lunch, Granny Annie will be serving, "Chicken and Dumplings" with a "Spicey" side salad covered in some home made Russian dressing and topped off with American Apple Pie for dessert.
Granny Annie's Politic Cafe Chicken and Dumplings
1 lb. chopped boneless/skinless chicken breasts
1 cup chopped carrots
1 cup chopped celery
1 chopped onion
1 carton(32 oz.) chicken stock
1 pkg. "Reames" frozen home made egg noodles
1 tblsp. Mediterranean Sea salt
1 tblsp. coarse ground pepper
1 tblsp dried parsley
1 stick butter
1 tblsp. minced garlic
2 tblsp flour
Fry onions in butter, till translucent in bottom of deep 5 Qt. Dutch Oven pan. Add flour and stir, making a thin "roux". Add chicken, carrots, celery, spices and chicken stock to pan. Bring to a boil and add egg noodles. Stir ocassionally. Cook for 30 minutes and then cover pan and let simmer on low heat for another 15 minutes.
"Boner Appertite"
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