Wednesday, February 15, 2017

How To Recognize Shit From Applesauce

Psychiatrist Dr. Allen Frances, Professor Emeritus at Duke University, says Trump isn't mentally ill?He states this because he says Trump doesn't meet all of the criteria checklist. My Granny, who was a Professor Emeritus in "Posside Prudentiam" at the prestigious School of Hard Knocks, would have said, "Dr. Allen Frances couldn't recognize shit from applesauce, if he had a mouthful."
Granny always said," you can recognize shit from applesauce,... cause it don't taste right!"


            Granny Annie's Politic Cafe Applesauce Spice Cake

1 package Duncan Hines Spice Cake Mix
3 large eggs
1 cup chopped nuts
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1 1/4 cups of applesauce
1/3 cup of olive oil
1 shot of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum or 1 shot of Apple Brandy

Pre-heat your oven to 350 degrees F. Pour all of your well- mixed ingredients into a 13"x 9" non-stick pan. Bake for 40-45 minutes. Check to see if its done baking by using a tooth pick to check. Stick a tooth pick in center of cake and pull it out. If  tooth pick has gooey cake mix on it when you pull it out of center of cake, then it ain't done yet. If cake is done, then turn off oven and place cake pan on counter to cool for 15 minutes before you ice the cake. I suggest a cream cheese frosting to compliment your delicious dessert cake. Boner Appertite!

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